Wil Wheaton posted this today and I thought it was hysterical!
Things every person should have:
– A nemesis.
– An evil twin. (one thing checked off)
– A secret headquarters.
– An escape hatch.
– A partner in crime.
– A secret identity.
I would also add to the list
– A Tardis.
– A cat.
– A towel.
– A treasure map.
– A bundle of money in different currencies and years (never know when you might be time traveling).
– A good blaster at your side kid (for when you shoot first).
– A roll or two of duck tape.
– A Swiss army knife.
– A library card.